Nan

I stuck my freezing hands under the blanket and shocked my Nan awake. She said she'd be happy if I had the cat, my mum told us to stop talking about it. Nan tutted when I took the photo of her hairbrush and morphine "you know what she's like"... Then my lunch break was up.

She told me she loved me, I told her to stop eating cat biscuits.

Milly Mac Mittens now lives with us and she's an absolute prick. Thanks Nan x